Shucks!! Two exclamation marks.
#1. What is one reason why seafood is more popular now during Covid-19?
It’s faster to cook than beef.
Old shrimp are slimy
#2. How many of Wendy’s restaurants were sold out of beef on Monday, May 4th?
None of your business.
#3. What is one strange about the Chinese Professional Baseball League in Taiwan?
The audience is made of cardboard cut-outs
The baseball bats are made of really hard sausage
The cheerleaders are all men
#4. What is one thing that one of Trump’s valets does?
He presses a red button on his desk to give him a Coke
He arranges his wardrobe
He sings a song to Trump in the morning
#5. Why do some Japanese people eat murder hornets?
People like the crunch and the buzz.
They are completely insane.
#6. What is one reason why rats are going into car engines?
They smell like cheese
People aren’t driving so much.
They like the word, ‘fuselage’