Shucks!! Two exclamation marks.
#1. What is one strange about the Chinese Professional Baseball League in Taiwan?
The baseball bats are made of really hard sausage
The cheerleaders are all men
The audience is made of cardboard cut-outs
#2. What is one reason why rats are going into car engines?
They smell like cheese
People aren’t driving so much.
They like the word, ‘fuselage’
#3. How many of Wendy’s restaurants were sold out of beef on Monday, May 4th?
None of your business.
#4. Why do some Japanese people eat murder hornets?
They are completely insane.
People like the crunch and the buzz.
#5. What is one reason why seafood is more popular now during Covid-19?
It’s faster to cook than beef.
Old shrimp are slimy
#6. What is one thing that one of Trump’s valets does?
He presses a red button on his desk to give him a Coke
He sings a song to Trump in the morning
He arranges his wardrobe